Tonight With The Dogs I'm Sleeping

Sitting at the bar with a drink or two

Telephone rings, and it's you-know-who

You know who's a-gonna get his ass chewed tonight

Never liked sleeping out in the yard

But crawling up the stairs is too damn hard

Besides, I don't think I can make it that far

I'm sleeping with the dogs tonight

Sleeping with the dogs tonight

Howling at the moon

Seems like the morning light

Always comes too soon

I'm all bark, and she's all bite

I'm sleeping with the dogs tonight

She said if I don't get home soon

There won't be home to get home to

My little firecracker has a really short fuse

That don't take much to light

I could give up half of everything I own

And stay right here and just get stoned

Or obey my master and go home, go home

I'm sleeping with the dogs tonight

I'm sleeping with the dogs tonight

Howling at the moon

Feels like the morning light

Always comes too soon

I'm all bark, and she's all bite

I'm sleeping with the dogs tonight

This boy's night out has been real fun

But now the good time's almost done

When she gets this way, well, I better run

If I wanna see her smile

If she don't see me pulling in

She said she'd call her ex-boyfriend

It's that guy you heard that just got out of the pen

Boys, I may not be back for a while

I'm sleeping with the dogs tonight

Howling at the moon

Feels like the morning light

Always comes too soon

I'm all bark, and she's all bite

I'm sleeping with the dogs tonight

Oh, I'm all bark, and she's all bite

She's all bite

She's all bite

I'm sleeping with the dogs tonight