Candyland

Sour apple Jersey Shore

I almost had the perfect score

You wanna play one more

You don't know what you're asking for

The stars are fake, I make my luck

A poem is a gateway drug

If this is something, I don't know what

Shove it down, it keeps coming back up

What makes you so sure you want me back?

I remember how it felt

And nothing ever could compete with that

But I can give you something else

You can buy a house in Candyland

You can buy a brand new minivan

You can have anything

We just can't have everything

But you love to talk, and I love to listen

You dish out all your thrift store wisdom

Razor's edge both-siderisms

You win the room, and then you switch positions

What makes you so sure you want me back?

I remember how it felt

And nothing ever could compete with that

But I can give you something else

I shake my head and roll my eyes

I let you try to change my mind

You say this isn't normal life

But it could be if you like

Dismantling my time machine

I'll probably put it back together for a final scene

Was it broken glass or a diamond ring?

I'm done letting it bother me

What makes you so sure you want me back?

I remember how it felt

And nothing ever could compete with that

But I can give you something

I can give you something

I can give you something else