I Want You to Worship Satan

(Phone ringing....)

Man: “Yeah, hello?”

Caller: “Hello...”

Man: “Umm. yeah, who’s this?”

Caller: “I want you to worship me...”

Man: “Huh? Who’s this?”

Caller: “You heard me...”

Man: “Dan? Is that you?”

Caller: “No... You know who I am...”

Man: “What the fuck? I’m gonna hang up”

Caller: “No, you won’t...”

Man: “Hah, the fuck I am...”

Caller: “This is not actually a phone call...”

(Nervous laughter) “Who you think you are man...?”

(Chuckles) “I am.... YOU!”