(I Wanna) F**k Your Dad (Live)

Andy's dad, he was blonde and he was hairy

He's a Mormon and I love his fancy undies

Timmy's dad he was dense and oh so furry

And even though he's cringe I'd let him go down on me

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

Then he can fuck me

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

Then you can fuck me

Give me a dad

Just any old dad

Some moms are dads

And they can all fuck me

So if you're a dad

And I mean a dad

Can't fake a dad

Then you can fuck me

Is it bad I only want the father types

Someone who'd wreck me

and then tell me that they're oh so proud of me?

If it's okay, I'd really rather be a wife

Like in the Bible, subservient, and quiet, and pious, and fair

Turn down the lights, tuck in the kids, pour us a drink, feel you, feel me

And then we'll go and grow our family

Wait why are we straight I wanna be a dad too

And we can start a fire with the friction of our thighs

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

Then he can fuck me

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

Then you can fuck me

Give me a dad

Just any old dad

Some moms are dads

And they can all fuck me

So if you're a dad

And I mean a dad

Can't fake a dad

Then you can fuck me

Line up all the dads of the world

Shoulder to shoulder

And I'll take care of them

One at a time

And when I'm done

In a few hours

World peace

And harmony

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

Then he can fuck me

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

I'll fuck your dad

Then you can fuck me

Give me a dad

Just any old dad

Some moms are dads

And they can all fuck me

So if you're a dad

And I mean a dad

Can't fake a dad

Then you can fuck me