A Very Special Digital Circus Song

Guys, I set up a musical adventure for you today

But the song starts at 12:30 and I didn't have time to write lyrics

You'll have to make up the lyrics on the spot, or suffer a horrible punishment

What punishment?

12:30

I-I can't sing without a script

This is a shampoo bottle

The song, Pomni!

Ah, uh, contains, citric acid, sodium chloride, cocamidopropyl betaine

Fumic acid, butylphenyl, methylpropional, uh

Magnesium nitrate, limonene, PEG-60 almond glycerides

Sounds delicious

Methylchloroisothiazolinone, and uh, water

I'm super happy, never sappy when I have my happy masl

Don't break it, Jax! Don't break it, Jax! Don't break it, Jax, that's all I ask

What the ****, Kinger?

Oh, sorry, just eating a little banana

Sunny days and rainbows, getting hugs and petting kitty cats

When you feel down and in the mud, instead of frowning do a silly dance

Take it away, Zooble

This is stupid

Boo

Come on, let loose those angelic pipes, Zooble

Zooble's part was terrible, that act was so unbearable

I'm super-duper hoping that those limbs are not repairable

Y'all know me as Kinger

But on the stage, I'm Singer

Gonna serenade ya, baby

With my own Tony-winning zingers

Alright, Pomni

Let's bring this hootenanny home with a classic duet

Gummigoo?

Crikey

Gummigoo!

Oh my gosh, I can't believe you're alive

Crikey

What?

Crikey! Down under