Shower Diss Track

(Cough)

Oh my God!

Mom! Can you get me more soda?!

Get off the game, and go take a shower, now!

Or no Xbox for a month!

No!

Are you seri- no!

You haven't had-

Stop, stop, stop

Go take a shower!

No, I'm not taking a shower!

Don't you dare talk back to me!

You heard me!

Ugh- God!

Hey! You get back here-

Take a shower now!

Nah, I'm NEVER taking a shower!

DON'T EVER-

My parents mad

They told me that the smell I emit is insanely bad

(What?)

When my dad says get inside the shower I just laugh (Ha ha ha ha!)

He should know by now that Eddy X ain't like that

I ain't like that

Both my parents going crazy, need to take a chill pill

Yeah, when I stop taking showers they say I smell like spoiled milk

Yeah, but my parents just need to stop complaining

'Cause they know my ways are changing

The price of the house's monthly water bill

In the shower, everyday for an hour, yeah, could not be me

(No)

I wouldn't lay a foot inside of that thing, even if you paid me (Nasty)

Even just five minutes inside of a shower is a waste of time (Time)

'Cause that's five minutes you could've put in the gaming grind (Yeah, yeah)

I run this place

If you take showers than get out my face

I been avoiding showers everyday

Avoiding the showers, in like, every way

So that means if you take 'em, then please go away (Go away)

If you take them then give me some space (Ugh)

If you takin' showers, you ain't got no taste

If you takin' showers, you're someone I hate

Yeah

I'm giving you a red pill and telling you to take it

Stop taking showers, lil' bro, you'll wake up from the matrix

And once you've lived a showerless life

You look at yourself in the mirror and say Eddy was right (Eddy was right)

Yeah

All of my opps

They know that they're not on my level, yeah

They know I don't take any showers, yeah

Yeah, and their noses think I'm the devil

Yeah, all of my opps (All of my opps)

They don't even wanna come near me

Yeah, they know I don't clean myself at all

So all they do is fear me

Aye Eddy

What?

"Do you even wash your hands?"

Oh nah!

Heck no, who the heck do you think I am? (Seriously?)

I'm EdmondX, yeah I'm not your average man (Nope!)

I don't clean myself at all, and I never will

Do you understand?

My parents mad

They told me that the smell I emit is insanely bad

(What?)

When my dad says get inside the shower I just laugh (Ha ha ha ha!)

He should know by now that Eddy X ain't like that

I ain't like that