Less Honkin' More Tonkin' (Live AF Version)

Well, I was ridin' down that highway just a-tryin' ninety-nine

I had a place I needed to be and I had to be on time

Cars, they started slowin' down, slowin' down in lines

People just kept honkin', honk-honk for miles

Stared out the window just as far as I could see

I saw a whole lot of nothin' and I sat back comfortably

'Bout the time she rolled that window down was the time it all went wrong

I swear to you, Lord, I'm 'bout to pull this damn wheel off

All I could hear was honk, honk, honk

Hot darn, I need some tonk, tonk, tonk

Well now, hey buddy, what's wrong with you?

I got them less honkin' more tonkin' blues

Now if you're runnin' down that highway and you're thinkin' ninety-nine

If you're late, be late, unless you're dead, just take your time

All you got to do, bud, is lay off that horn

Make me stop regrettin' that old day I's got born

Well now, hey darlin', what's wrong with you?

I got them less honkin' more tonkin' blues