Brother Taxman Preacher

Well, I wish I was my brother

I could light up any room

That I ever walked through

All that matters is what's in your head, that's true

I wish I was my brother

I'd know what it means to have everything

And I wish I was a taxman

I could go from door to door

Incriminating

All the unlucky and the poor

I wish I was a taxman

I'd know what it means to take everything

And I wish I was a preacher

I could tell you who to love

I could tell you who to vote for

Who to pity and who to fuck

I wish I was a preacher

I'd know what it means to know everything

Well, I wish I was my brother

Now I wish I was a taxman

I wish I was a preacher

I wish I was all those things

I wish I was my brother

I'd know what it means to have everything