Little Lady Blues

I got a little lady but she don't need me

I got a little lady but she don't need me

She's as happy as a clam and feeling fancy free

It's a wonder and a half that she sticks around

It's a wonder and a half that she sticks around

Somebody must've tricked her thinking I'm a special gem she's found

I once was a worried man thinking she might go

I thought she held a secret that I'd never know

I wondered what the hell she had to do with me

Thinking she must be a kitty cat stuck up a tree

The people all around us were confused I bet

Thinking she must be with me until she paid a debt

Years down the line and I wised up a bit

I learned I'd better shut up and not question it

I'm just a lucky guy who tries to treat her well

But better not to jinx it til the wedding bells

So make sure that I dot my I's and cross the T's

Cause I got a little lady but she don't need me