Hydroplane

You locked me in a box when I was seven

Your friends sat on top, it was a minute in the ottoman

You always bring it up, you said it's the meanest thing you ever did to me

But I got you back when I told that story at your wedding

You picked me up from ballet school in your Toyota Camry

Listening to something cool like your new Justin Timberlake CD

Something flew into the road and the rain made the car spin and hydroplane

I flew back against the headrest as you threw your arm across my chest

Now you're the only advice that I ever take

Call me back at ten or is that too late?

We’ll spend one whole week in the same time zone

I’ll develop the pictures when I get home

But is home where you are or home where I'm at?

Tell me, what's the latest news with Mom and Dad?

Yeah, I know you said my voice has changed

But I still say the same things you used to say

Send me a video of your new baby

Oh, he looks like you which means he looks like me

I guess I forgot I wouldn’t always be the baby of the family

Is home where you are or home where I'm at?

Tell me, what's the latest news with Mom and Dad?