More

I spy a nice pie, tasty and sweet

Perhaps I should wait, save it for a treat

But I crave pastry and I'm hasty to eat

I take a small bite, but I'm still incomplete

I want more

I want more

Give me more

I want more

I want more

Give me more

Well, now the pie's gone, if you wanted some, tough!

But I can't shake the feeling that my life is so rough

Pieless people keep smiling, but I'm in a huff

And what is this stuff that they call 'Enough'?

I want more

I want more

Give me more

I want more

I want more

Give me more

More of that

And I'll take that

Some of that

And I'll take more of that

Give me that!

I'll take that and that

And that I'll take all of that

Hold on, wait

What are you doing? It's not the end of the song!

Play more!

I want more

I want more

Give me more

I want more

I want more

Give me more

I want more

I want more

Give me more

But there's no more

There's no more

Anymore

I've made a mess, I confess

Not one slice of pie is left

And I'm distressed and depressed

But wait, what's this in this dusty old chest?

Lets see It reads L E S S

What? Less!?

But...

I want more

I want more

Give me more

I want more

I want more

Give me more

Yes, I want more

I want more

Give me more

I want more

I want more

Give me more

Ow wawnt maww

Ow wawnt maww

Give me mawwww

What's going on?

Oww wawnt maww

Oww wawnt maww

Give me mawwww

Oh no, I'm a guitar!

Is this meant to be funny?

James! Who authorised this?

I wanted a symphony orchestra, not a rock opera!

Get me out of this blasted ensemble, this instant!

I can't hear myself think!

Oh dear, this is getting ridiculous

'Have more', they said, 'It will be wonderful', they said

Will somebody switch it off!?

Silence!!

Right, joke's over!

Turn it off!

All the way off!

Less!

That's enough!