Ur Mom

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She may be 6 foot 4

But I'm taller than her when I'm standing on a big box

You ask me where I've been

I look at you and I kindly say, "Your mom!"

It's not ideal, I know

But my humor is still stuck in 2012

And if that bothers you

I guess you'll have to throw me in jail

Your mom

Your mom

I saw your mom last night

It was your mom

Your mom, your mom

I thought maybe I should take a bite

Of the ice cream that I just bought as I was walking down the street

That's when I saw your mom

She's not just any mom

She's your mom and that's what makes her great

I've searched the whole world over

Thinking of more clever things to say

But when it comes down to it

Only one comeback

Obliterates them all

Punching through the walls

Your mom

I saw your mom last night

It was your mom

I thought maybe I should take a bite

Of the ice cream that I just bought as I was walking down the street

That's when I saw your mom

Your mom

Your mom

I saw your mom last night

Your mom, your mom

It was your mom

Your mom, your mom

I thought maybe I should take a bite

Of the ice cream that I just bought as I was walking down the street

That's when I saw your mom

La, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la