As Seen On TV

I take a walk to feel like everybody else

I don't know left from right I disconnect myself

I don't think I'll go that crazy

Maybe in evolving lately

So here you are

As seen on TV

So washed and jaded

Ready to be another part of the machine

It's spitting you out

And calling you in

I'd kill to concentrate on what can slow my veins

Feels good to know I'm slightly locked up in these chains

I don't think I'll go that crazy

Maybe I'm dissolving lately

So here you are

As seen on TV

So washed and jaded

Ready to be another part of the machine