Dairy Queen

She twirled baton in high school

She was a dairy queen

Her boyfriend played football

Drove a '56 Chevy that was cream

And they hung out at the alleys

On a weekend night

Dairy queen

They say she looks like Harlow

But her mother doesn't care

Wants to keep her on the dairy

To work and earn her board 'cause she thinks it's fair

Miss Crystal wants to go to Reno

Dance in a chorus line

Dairy queen

She wishes on a star every night before she goes to bed

Wants to get ahead and represent a company

Wants to be queen of the fair

Dairy queen

Her mother's eyes are cryin'

Hates to see her daughter go

But Miss Crystal's got to do it

If she's ever goin' to be out on her own

She got beauty goin' for her

All she needs is luck

Dairy queen

Dairy queen