Santa's Adios

Santa’s Adios

 (Verse 1)

 The kids have all been naughty, so Christmas ain’t allowed

 Santa poured a tall Hot Toddy, thought, what should I do now

 With a skill set such as mine and my disappearing ability

 Everyone else has cashed in, it might as well be me, so

 (Chorus)

 Ho, ho, ho and adios

 The world has gone to hell

 Santa Claus is haulin’ kilos

 For the Sinaloa cartel

 (Verse 2)

 He arrives under the radar in the middle of the night

 Pedro loads the contraband and Santa flies outta sight

 And on an average night he can make a killin’ on special deliveries

 Fillin’ up socks, he’ll never get caught ‘cause most folks don’t believe

 (Chorus)

 Ho, ho, ho and adios

 The world has gone to hell

 Santa Claus is haulin’ kilos

 For the Sinaloa cartel

 (Bridge)

 They gave him a list, he’s checkin’ it twice

 Snow ain’t the only thing that’s white

 (Chorus)

 Ho, ho, ho and adios

 The world has gone to hell

 Santa Claus is haulin’ kilos

 For the Sinaloa cartel

 (Chorus)

 Ho, ho, ho and adios

 The world has gone to hell

 Santa Claus is haulin’ kilos

 For the Sinaloa cartel

 (Tag)

 Adios