Caught Simpin’

Hey, I got your text

And I'm sorry, I can't let you hit it, you're like a brother to me

Anyways, what's your friend's number?

Konnichiwa Fumi, hai

Open up your mind

Don't open up your thighs

Skinny bitches, thick bitches, I like all kinds

Bitch you said that you not pullin' up, I honestly don't mind

'Cause I got Hanime loaded up and I can kill some time, no

I don't want your mouth or throat, I want your horoscope

You can call me when you through, and I'll let you know

Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head

My bitch straight out of Doujin

You can keep your legs closed

Then pass me the lotion

Hi my name is Wasian, I think that you're really pretty

I just wanna get some Boba and drive around in the city

You can talk about your boyfriend, I know that he's really shitty

Like getting to know you better, I don't wanna see them titties

I just wanna cuddle while sleeping under the moonlight

She gets passed around and her pussy not even that tight

I cannot believe that I got a text from her last night

Left me on delivered, but I know I guess that's all right

Treat these bitches like a tire, man, I always keep a spare

Tap, never talk again, I don't even care

Wake up in the morning, I'm not even fucking there

And I don't care about your wig, bitch, just let me pull your hair, ay

I'm a Chad, so you'll never catch me simpin'

Gave her good dick, now I gotta keep my distance

I'll never be your man, dumb thot, be realistic

You may say my dick is small, but hey bitch, I still hit it

Like, why the fuck I need a girl when I got a hand?

Tryna see some titties, don't need to be a simp or a Chad

I just go to PornHub or Hentai Haven

Don't need persuasion

When I got a body pillow that I'm tryna smash

Don't talk to girls, I got the Amazon Alexa, all I need

Don't worry 'bout what next, I gotta text her, I keep the peace

I'm on OnlyFans, Belle Delphine

Dream of the day when I can smash her, when I turn 18

My name is Prophet, bitch, I want a naughty chick

Zero Two, she be a hottie, shit, I like them smaller tits

Man, I'm tired of lying

Goddamn, this shit got me crying

Like, I just want some mommy milkers to suffocate me, I'm dyin'

Ay, ay

Open up your mind

Don't open up your thighs

Skinny bitches, thick bitches, I like all kinds

Bitch, you said that you not pullin' up, I honestly don't mind

'Cause I got Hanime loaded up and I can kill some time, no

I don't want your mouth or throat, I want your horoscope

You can call me when you through and I'll let you know

Wasian, Prophet, Yun Head

My bitch straight out of Doujin

You can keep your legs closed

Then pass me the lotion