A Little Samba

(One, two, three)

This is just a little samba

With all the typical drama

Feel the rhythm of the conga

This is just a little samba

Yo, man, I'm living grandiose, puffin' on an Ambassador

Paid in full, kill the bull, like a matador

Flash the cash, make my album cover shinier

My head's spinning like a discus and if this just a little samba

Then I'm straight with the seven course meal on my plate

I put my leftovers in the doggy bag, I got moves like Mister Miyagi had

With the wax off, wax on, I'll play you like Zaxxon

Girls love my songs, sunbathing on the back lawn

You look marvelous, come on, young lady, get in the car with us

Superstar deluxe, I'm always animated 'cause my game's so tight

That I keep it laminated

Well, if that's true, why you living with your mama?

Shh, it's just a little samba

This is just a little samba

With all the typical drama

Feel the rhythm of the conga

This is just a little samba

Yo, I make all the money (No, you don't)

I get all the girls (No, you don't)

I put it down on fools (No, you don't)

No, you don't (Man), no, you don't

You might spot me in Versace suits

When I'm at award shows, paparazzi shoot

I own a fly home, four car garage with rides for me and my entourage

Hold up, I got an e-mail

It's a female, girls pressing on me like a Lee nail

I make the hits that you hear on the jukebox

Chicks come hotter than Arizona rooftops

I got this one, she's a Playmate

When I met her, she was looking at my gold Dizzy nameplate

But I had to vacate, I said

"I'm gonna miss our date, 'cause my plane's late" (Plane?)

Yeah, I own a plane and I also bought a yacht

So I scuba in Bermuda when the weather gets hot and I travel a lot

(Then why you livin' with your mama?)

Man, it's just a little samba

This is just a little samba

With all the typical drama

Feel the rhythm of the conga

This is just a little samba

I make all the money (No, you don't)

I get all the girls (No, you don't)

I got my own sitcom (No, you don't)

Huh? (No, you don't), what? (No, you don't)

I star in the movies (No, you don't)

I run my own label (No, you don't)

Man, I only date models (No, you don't)

Huh? (No, you don't), hey? (No, you don't)

Man, I got more property than Monopoly (No, you don't)

Man, I drive a flying car (No, no you don't)

Man, I got two pet sharks

(Your mom let you have sharks in the house, dude?)

(Come on, man, the song's over, man, you don't have to front)