Breakfast Dinner Tea

Some people get confused, you know, about the names of meals

If you say lunch then dinner, I must lodge an appeal

If you're from the south, you say it wrong -- you're incorrect, you see

It's not breakfast, lunch and dinner, it's breakfast, dinner, tea

(All together now!)

Breakfast, dinner, tea

Let's all say it the right way

Breakfast, dinner, tea

Come sing along wi' me

Lunch is just for southerners, on that we can agree

'Cause the three square meals you 'ave each day are breakfast, dinner, tea (That's right!)

(Breakfast, dinner, tea) (ho ho ho!)

(Breakfast, dinner, tea)

If you 'ave lunch, not dinner, then you really are a fool

'Cause each of us had dinner ladies when we were at school

You're either right or wrong, y'know, the topic's binary

It's not breakfast, lunch and dinner, it's breakfast, dinner, tea

(All together now!)

Breakfast, dinner, tea

Let's all say it the right way

Breakfast, dinner, tea

Come sing along wi' me

Lunch is just for southerners, on that we can agree

'Cause the three square meals you 'ave each day are breakfast, dinner, tea

(Breakfast, dinner, tea)

(Breakfast, dinner, tea)

Those are the names of your three meals, remember what I said

And supper's something that you 'ave before you go to bed

Please understand, it's common sense, you don't need a degree

It's not breakfast, lunch and dinner, it's breakfast, dinner, tea

(All together now!)

Breakfast, dinner, tea

Let's all say it the right way

Breakfast, dinner, tea

Come sing along wi' me

Lunch is just for southerners, on that we can agree

'Cause the three square meals you 'ave each day are breakfast, dinner, tea

The only thing that you should say is breakfast, dinner, tea