Ladies Man

I used to be a ladies' man, but I'm unhappy now

For courtin' six girls all at once

They use me anyhow

Me mother said was naughty

I should take some good advice

But I said if it's naughty, sure it's also very nice

On Monday I met Maryann and Tuesday, Mary Jane

On Wednesday I met Miss McAdam and Thursday, Kitty Payne

Friday, Betty Hopkins, Saturday night, Miss Small

Sunday night I stay at home, afraid I'd meet 'em all

I never will forget the night down by the garden gate

I said goodbye to Miss McAdam, I called her Darling Kate

I wrote a note to Maryann, I called her Mary Jane

And to make the thing complete, I addressed it Kitty Payne

On Monday I met Maryann and Tuesday, Mary Jane

On Wednesday I met Miss McAdam and Thursday, Kitty Payne

Friday, Betty Hopkins, Saturday night, Miss Small

Sunday night I stay at home, afraid I'd meet 'em all

I never will forget the night I met the bloomin' six

Said Maryann, "You know you shall pay for all your dirty tricks

Maryann she tore my hair, and Mary Jane my coat

And Miss McAdam took some young man

Who took me by the throat

Asked for Betty Hopkins, Miss Kitty and Miss Small

They'd rip up to little splats against the garden wall

On Monday I met Maryann and Tuesday, Mary Jane

On Wednesday I met Miss McAdam and Thursday, Kitty Payne

Friday, Betty Hopkins, Saturday night, Miss Small

Sunday night I stay at home, afraid I'd meet 'em all

On Monday I met Maryann and Tuesday, Mary Jane

On Wednesday I met Miss McAdam and Thursday, Kitty Payne

Friday, Betty Hopkins, Saturday night, Miss Small

On Sunday night I stay at home, afraid I'd meet them all

On Sunday night I stay at home, afraid I'd meet them all