Oh Boy (Acoustic Version)

She's so easy to fall for, but, boy, she's so hard to hold

She looks at you like a warnin'

You know you're gonna be hungry when you get home

Her lips make the cherries and the berries and the apples look pale

She could ask anything, you would do anything

No matter what you would obey

And she turns every room into a dance floor

When she turns and she sways and she spins

And you're standin' still like a statue

And you can't take your eyes off her skin

Oh boy, you better slow it down, you're runnin' on un-solid ground

She'll never slow down for you

Oh boy, you'll never wear that crown

You're just one of one hundred clowns

I know it's sad, but it's true

Oh, everything that she touches

Every word from her mouth turns to gold

But how can you ever catch her eye when she's all colors and heat

You're all grey and cold

You keep lookin' up but she'll never, ever look down

Oh, look at this part you've chosen

You're the jester of queen, she's the queen of the town

And you wish she was in a movie

You could watch at home ten times a day

Where you could just sit, without havin' to think

About somethin' important to say

Oh boy, you better slow it down, you're runnin' on un-solid ground

She'll never slow down for you

Oh boy, you'll never wear that crown

You're just one of one hundred clowns

I know it's sad, but it's true

You should go home, boy, you should call a friend

Someone to tell you there's no happy way for this to end

Shut your eyes, boy, don't let them fool you

See all this beauty, it's lookin' through you

Put out that fire, boy, don't let it eat you

Don't you know it's dangerous? What did your daddy teach you?

It's not your fault and it's not her fault, but

You should go home, boy

Oh boy, you better slow it down, you're runnin' on un-solid ground

She'll never slow dance with you

Oh, Lord, boy, you'll never wear that crown

You're just one of one hundred clowns

I know it's sad, but it's true

Oh boy