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COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Sheldon Walker Southworth
Sheldon Walker Southworth
Songwriter
Graeme James
Graeme James
Songwriter
Ant Fildes
Ant Fildes
Songwriter
Thomas McGrath
Thomas McGrath
Songwriter

Lyrics

It's a love story, 'bout a man
And his scooter
In 2004 I read a letter in the Star
It were about a German market in the town
They were selling fancy cheese and meat
And continental wine
And the author of the letter had to frown
Cos' where's he gonna park
Where is he gonna park
His shopmobility scooter
Today
Where's he gonna park
Where is he gonna park
His shopmobility scooter
Today
In 2005 I heard a tale in the pub
Big Frank were takin' scooter down to shop
Well halfway there thi hit the curb and battery went flat
Now he's stuck about half a mile from Co-op
Where's he gonna charge
Where is he gonna charge
His shopmobility scooter
Today
Where is he gonna charge
Where is he gonna charge
His shopmobility scooter
Today
In 2006 I had me eye on fairer sex
I were tryin' t'impress this lovely lass called Jean
I got meself a Rascal and painted lightning on the side
Now I'm courting and it's thanks to me machine
But where am I goin' put Jean
Where am I goin' put Jean
On me shopmobility scooter
Today
Where am I goin' put Jean
Where am I goin' put Jean
On me shopmobility scooter
Me shopmobility scooter
Today
Written by: Ant Fildes, Graeme James, Sheldon Walker Southworth, Thomas McGrath

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