Underwater Rimes (Remix)

Now last night, underwater, I saw a French mermaid

Treated her to caviar and wine over shrimp brain

In the raw, on the ocean floor, need I say more?

You never heard nobody kick it like this before

Pink champagne, octopus brains

Saw your DJ underwater through the window pane

That sucker tried to hit a mix, but the mix didn't happen

Records kept floatin' all the fish kept laughin'

A blowfish blew my mind and started to rime

As the octopus cut nine records at a time

Your boy said, "Show me how to keep my records down"

But the shark ate his amp, your boy got clowned

The rimes he say have no particular order

Underwater, un-der-derwater

Go 'head bite his rimes if you think that you oughtta

Hold your breath, MC's, my rime's underwater

I tried to mix a cut from a TV blooper

Got pulled by a deep sea state trooper

Told me that I didn't have the right to bite

I said, "Your wife looks just like a fat blue grouper"

Sittin' in my aqua-blue jail cell, didn't have my bail

I had to break out with the rhyme

Shrimp scatter on a platter, I rock like a mobster

Told an MC, "Yo, you look like a lobster"

Qualified to wreck your mind, I get busy one time

Like fish on a dish, you get served with the rime

Kick the jam in a crowd, if you need a for instance

Watch the people stop, they don't want to miss this

I'm tweakin' your speakers, and I'm makin' no sense

'Cause on your turns, this record burns like incense

The rimes he say have no particular order

Underwater, un-der-derwater

Go 'head bite his rimes if you think that you oughtta

Hold your breath, MC's, my rime's underwater

1, 2, 1, 2, see, 1, 2, 1, 2, they call me MC Blowfish

We're gonna do a little something like this

Well, I'm a deep sea gangster, underwater prankster

Kissin' all the girl fish, dissin' all the shankstas

Because I blew your mind and started to rime

Doesn't mean that we're cool, 'cause you'll be back next time

With a hook and a line, so you can hear that fryin' sound

I'm tellin' you I'm down

I'll spin your boat around, leave suckers lost in the bay

You wanna play? I'll hook your line to a stingray

Get out of here with your boat with a stick

Get out of line, I'll call my homey Moby Dick

I'm not thinkin' 'bout dyin', fool, stop tryin' to test me

People fishin' don't catch me

And when you get home, sad 'cause you missed

Just remember MC Blowfish

Ha, and you don't stop

Ah, yeah, uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark again, I guess I better blow up