Big Seven

Alright get ready You're in Heaven when you hear big seven Hey, hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Hey hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Mary had a little pig, she could not stop it grunting She took it up the garden path and kicked its little rump in Hey, hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Hey hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a roll of cheese Jack came down with a beaming smile and his trousers round his knees Hey, hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Hey hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Little Jack horner sat on the corner with a dirty look in his eye He never looked at the pretty girls, but he smiled when the boys went by Hey, hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Hey hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Till up all night and sleep all day really was my desire I tried it once, but it would not work out 'cause the pussy catch a fire Hey, hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Hey hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Old mother hubbered went to the cupboard to get the poor doggy a bone But when she bent down, the dog came around And he gave her a bone of his own Hey, hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Hey hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jumped over candle a stick Silly boy should have jumped higher goodness gracious great balls of fire Hey, hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Hey hey diddle dumb day Ei ei ie'er Judge dread lay in a double bed with a girl preforming great He said would you like big seven again, she said no, but I'll have big eight Hey, hey diddle dumb day, diddle dumb day Diddle dumb day, diddle dumb day Ooh, aah Ooh, ooh bye