A.T.H.F. (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Danger Doom in the hizzy

We need food

What you doing there?

I'm rapping

Yeah, no, I know, I see that, what for?

Money, that and I wanna get some steady bitches and hoes

And some candy for my nose

Some diamond stones to roll with my chrome and

Hey, genius, you even know what that means?

Huh-uh, what does it mean?

Where's the keyboards and the tambourine and the guitar

And you know, I mean, the stuff that like white people like?

We had a piano

Something badass, like uh, I don't know like, uh

REO Speed wagon or something

Hell yeah

Hey yo, I know this dude, right?

Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight

All he had upstairs was a crude light

You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight

Howdy, Danger, much obliged for the beat God

Even though you still eat lard by the Meatwad

Mesquite charred, speaking of which or who

Voice all squeaky like they tuned it up a pitch of two

A chunk of burnt up witch's brew, get your crew

You see if they can't get past the stench of the stew

It stank like a septic tank full of pig poo

He mostly only turned into a frank or an igloo

Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads

Not to be confused with the incense selling Thai heads

His name rhymes with Mike Cock

You could call him live while your eye sockets Frylock

Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs

And blast all through your single sided brick and drywall

More interesting than professional wrestling

When he's online, you can find him on instant pestering

What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink

Whoever don't like it could suck his straw, it's hot pink

On some junk like Gucci on a classy ho

Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachio

Make a fast break or that'll be the last mistake

That ass'll make, it's what you get for messing with Master Shake

Look out, don't block the screen, son, lunge across

Trying to watch Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Rock this cult hymn, sock your mean younger boss

Pssht, Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

He often wondered, should he get the logo tatted to his woody?

He could be number one in the hood, G

Easily

Shake calling, haha

You know I-uh

I just got off the phone with somebody else

And, uh, that wasn't about you

That was about me being upset about something else

I shouldn't have called you but I did 'cause I just

I like you so much

I'm really looking forward to us working together

And just, as of now that I'm calm

And after I've apologized profusely

Probably too much

I am available

Call me, doggie

Woof