Top Songs By Reggie Watts
Similar Songs
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Reggie Watts
Spoken Word
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Reggie Watts
Songwriter
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Yo
Yo
Uh, word
Adjective
Pronoun
Adverb
Run on and on and on
Where my gerunds at?
Parenthetical
Uh
[Verse 2]
Shit, motherfucker, ass, tits, cunt
Cock, motherfucker, shit, ass, tits
Motherfucker, shit, come on
Fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck
Fickity-fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
[Verse 3]
Shit, motherfucker, ass, tits, cunt
Cock, motherfucker, shit, ass, tits
Motherfucker, shit, come on
Fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck
Fickity-fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
[Verse 4]
You take some shit, put it up on the wall
Check it out for a while
You take that shit, up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor in a glass bowl
You take some fuck and put it up on the wall
Where the shit used to be
You take that fuck up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor with the shit in a glass bowl
[Verse 5]
What, yo, here's another little piece of advice
You take some fuck, then some shit, then some fuck, then some shit
You got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack
Take some fuck, then some shit, then some fuck, then some shit
You got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack
[Verse 6]
It's a stack of fuck shit on top of itself, ****
I make references to weapons
Ancient on you, I wear bulletproof vests
For no apparent reason
Other than to create a false sense of importance
Of which I could never retain on my own
I like to create a buffer memory
Of incredulities
So y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me
I'm a cartoon character
You'll never be able to be like me, me, me
[Verse 7]
I like women, I like women
I like the concept of a woman
I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object
I like to pick those objects and put 'em in my videos
Have 'em shake their jiggly bits
So they looks like hoes
I like to take some car polish
Smear it all over their asses
And buff that shit out so it looks like fresh peaches and shit
I like to take some more of that car polish
And smear it all over their tits
And buff that shit out so it looks all sparkly
Like diamond necklaces and shit
Why?
Huh, 'cause I'm a ladies' man
A ladies' man
A la la la la la la la la ladies' man
[Verse 8]
I'm a materialist, I'm a materialist
I'll take a piece of shit car and I lower the motherfucker
Put some eighteen inch rims on the motherfucker
Take some neon, put it underneath the motherfucker
So when I roll around this town
It looks like a hover, hover, hover
I like to take a flat panel display monitor
Put one on the steering column
One inside of the glovebox
One on top of the dashboard
Two on back of the headrest
One mounted in the ceiling
Two still in the motherfucking packaging on the back seat
So when my motherfucking friends go and sit on the shit
And break it, I can honestly say
I just don't give a fuck
[Verse 9]
You take some fuck, then some shit, then some fuck, then some shit
You got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack
Take some fuck, then some shit, then some fuck, then some shit
You got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack
[Verse 10]
Take some fuck, then some shit, then some fuck, then some shit
You got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack
Take some fuck, then some shit, then some fuck, then some shit
You got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack
It's a stack of fuck shit on top of itself, ****
[Verse 11]
Yo, where my girls at?
Where my girls at?
Where my grills at?
Where my grills at?
Where my girls at?
Where my girls at?
Where my grills at?
Where my grills at?
[Verse 12]
Fuck, shit, fuck, shit
Fuck, shit, fuck, shit
Fuck, shit, fuck, shit
Fuck, shit, fuck, shit
Fuck, shit, fuck, shit
Written by: Reggie Watts, Reginald L Watts