Shocker!

Mr. Brew says she is a winner

And I should take her home tonight

But it's a sad story in the morning

Sorry boys it's a horrible sight

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Well there's a crack in my head

That hurts like crazy

It's bigger than the Panama Canal

Rubbing up against her was really quite amazing

The conversation was quite benile

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

It's early in the morning the landlord's calling

He's on the phone and he wants his rent

Your girlfriend's here and she wants some money

The bills are gone, the cash is spent

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Now here's another bucka I just could stop her

What's the number on your telephone

I really think my language starts to get improper

So why don't you take me home

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Break da noise, big stylee

Start it, this is it?

Shocker!

Shock...

Shocker...

Shock, shock, shock...

Shocker...

Shock, shock, shock...

Shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Well doing crimes is never very funny

Alfie got arrested just this afternoon

I ain't got a job, I ain't got too much money

I guess it's my time pretty soon

It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!

Huh!