I Love to Have a Dance with Dorothy

Oh, I love to have a dance with Dorothy

I love to have a dance with Dot

We dance to all kinds of music

We love to dance the Romp Bomp-a-Stomp

We dance in the town and the country

Where the atmosphere is great

Oh, we love to have a dance with Dorothy

'Cause Dorothy is our mate

Well, I love to have a dance with Wags the dog

I love to have a dance with Wags

He loves to dance the tango

And he carries his bone in a big brown bag

We dance in the town and the country

Where the atmosphere is great

We love to have a dance with Wags the dog

'Cause Wags is our mate

Whoa, I love dancing

Now here comes Henry the Octopus

He always loves to dance

He twirls and spins and flourishes

He dances in his eight-legged pants

We dance in the town and the country

Where the atmosphere is great

We love to have a dance with Henry

'Cause Henry's our mate

Wow!

Here comes Captain Feathersword

Here comes our pirate friend

He dances jigs and hornpipes

He keeps dancing till the end

We dance in the town and the country

Where the atmosphere is great

Oh, we love to have a dance with the Captain

Because the Captain's our mate

Hahaha, well, blow me down

Well, we love to have a dance with Dusty

Well, we love to have a dance with Slim

He can do all kinds of dances

And nobody dances better than him

He'll dance in the town and the country

Where the atmosphere is great

Ah, we love to have a dance with Dusty

Slim Dusty's our mate

It's time to dance together

'Cause dancing's so much fun

You can dance anywhere you like to

There's something here for everyone

We dance in the town and the country

Where the atmosphere is great

Oh, let's all dance together

Because we're all good mates

Oh, you're a great dancer, Slim, you're a great dancer