Hot Pants Rain Dance

Stereo still works. Want to listen to Linda's tape?

Ugh, not really

Oh. I already pressed play

Parade puddles! Paradles! I'm not sure this is all water... Eh, it's fine

You don't know what you're missing up there. Come down here and splash. Oh, you're not wearing any underwear

Just when I thought I was lost and washed out

Someone reminded me what it was all about...

Look at those guys, just sloppin' around in puddles

They do look like they're having a good time

(Ah, ah, yeah)

*Sigh* I guess I haven't been very fun today

Yeah, but this really isn't your scene

What do you mean?

It's just, those people are really fun. Look at them. They're free spirits

Maybe I have been a little grumpy

Come on, we're here for the cash prize. That's what matters here: The money. What, do we have to live life to the fullest at this particular parade? No. We're here on a job

Oh, my God. What is wrong with me?

The beat's about to kick in

You know what? Turn it up

Take your raincoat off

Now you got your body on

Take your raincoat off

Now you got your body on

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and take a chance

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and shake your pants

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and take a chance

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and shake your pants

So hot your pants are on fire

I'm gonna expire

Oh man I'm like a quagmire

I mean, the opposite of that in fact

Oh yeah, I do my dance

Put on my hot pants, rain dance

Slippin' up like a pile of flatbeds

Put down the sunbed, don't look back now

Rainin', rainin', rainin' yeah

I'm dancing! I'm having fun. Whoo!

Ooh

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and take a chance

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and shake your pants

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and take a chance

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and shake your pants

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and take a chance

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and shake your pants

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and take a chance

Hot pants rain dance

Get out there and shake your pants