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[Verse 1]
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck
[Verse 2]
Too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck
[Verse 3]
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead
[Verse 4]
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now, too drunk to fuck
[Verse 5]
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck
[Verse 6]
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fucking retainer, put it in your purse
[Verse 7]
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now, oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck
[Verse 8]
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Written by: Darren Henley, Eric Boucher, Geoffrey Lyall, Raymond Pepperell