Gang Bang

There once was a woman with wings

Happy with the simple things

She had silk suspenders and high heeled stockinged thighs

Helping me in my need

She was a friend, indeed

She was my baby until the day she died

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

To blow away the blues

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

To blow away the blues

She was a woman who was twice my size

She looked into my eyes

She said "Only you can blow my blues away"

She said "I'll tell you what to do

Bring all your friends with you

And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day"

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

To blow away the blues

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

To blow away the blues

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

To blow away the blues

There was twenty-seven guys

An unexpected surprise

She just kept on rockin' 'til the night was gone

She was smilin' through the tears

For a hundred and fifty years

Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

To blow away the blues

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

To blow away the blues

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... ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

To blow away the blues