Chopped N Skrewed (feat. Ludacris)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Whoa

Uh, now, now shorty

Now, now, now shorty

Now, now, now

Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw me

Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw me

Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw me

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Have you ever seen a dime piece all alone at the bar? (Bar, bar)

Straight out of a magazine and you just wanna let her know who you are (Are, are)

So you say

"Let me buy you a drink or a lil' conversation

If that's what you wanna do" (Do, do)

Then she says

"The club is about to end"

Then you said

"Won't you come to my crib?"

Then she says

"I can't leave my friends"

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed

You've officially been and, and screwed

And chopped, screwed, screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed

And, and, screwed, chopped, screwed, screwed

You've officially been

Screwed, screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed

You've officially been and, and screwed

Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw

Yeah

Shorty, shorty, don't chop me, shorty, screw, screw, shorty

Chopped and screwed

Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, shorty don't screw me

Hey, yeah

Shorty, don't chop me, don't, don't screw me

Yeah, yeah, hey, yeah

Have you ever been in the VIP room of your favorite strip club? (Club, club)

And you got a shawty all on you kissin' on your neck

Makin' you feel like she's so in love (Love, love)

Now you done

Got you a couple drinks and you're feelin' like

It's 'bout that time to cuddle up (No, no, whoa)

Then you say

"Shawty, what's really up?"

She takes a big sip out your cup

Then she says, "That'll be sixty bucks"

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed

You've officially been and, and screwed

And chopped, screwed, screwed

You've officially been chopped and

Now, now, now, shawty, why you actin' like that, like that?

Like all you ever really wanna do is just doubt me

Ludacris, Pain, can't live without 'em

But even more, I bet you really can't live without me

You, you, musta flipped your wig, you gotta be out your mind

I'll chop, chop, chop you, screw you, screw you outta your, outta your spine

Backbreaker, put you over my knees

Put you on punishment, woman, and I'll spank you

Have you praisin' the Lord like, thank you, thank you

Thank you, Lord, I wanna thank you (Jesus)

But have you ever met a woman that'll lead you on

And steer you wrong instead of please you?

Have you singin' this song 'cause all night long

She do nothin' but flirt and tease you

Well, I gotta admit that I have

Put one in the air, sit back and I'll laugh

Shorty, why you insist on doin' me that bad?

Probably 'cause of the amount of booty that I've grabbed

Comin' back to haunt me

So instead of bein' put into submission and subdued

What happened? (Guess what, dawg?)

Yeah, you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed

You've officially been and, and screwed

And chopped, screwed, screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed

And, and screwed, chopped, screwed, screwed

You've officially been

Screwed, screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed

You've officially been and, and screwed

Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw

Yeah

Shorty, shorty, don't chop me, shorty, screw, screw, shorty

Chopped and screwed

Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, shorty, don't screw me

Shorty, don't chop me, don't, don't screw me