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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
T-Pain
T-Pain
Vocals
Ludacris
Ludacris
Vocals
D. "Preach" Bal4
D. "Preach" Bal4
Keyboards
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
T-Pain
T-Pain
Composer
David Balfour
David Balfour
Songwriter
Christopher Bridges
Christopher Bridges
Lyrics
Faheem Najm
Faheem Najm
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
T-Pain
T-Pain
Producer
Joshua Monroy
Joshua Monroy
Additional Engineer
Fabian Marasciullo
Fabian Marasciullo
Mixing Engineer
Ghazi Hourani
Ghazi Hourani
Assistant Mixing Engineer
Matt Wheeler
Matt Wheeler
Assistant Mixing Engineer
Javier Merino Valverde
Javier Merino Valverde
Recording Engineer
Mark Santangelo
Mark Santangelo
Assistant Mastering Engineer
Miguel Bustamante
Miguel Bustamante
Assistant Mixing Engineer
Ramone Rivas
Ramone Rivas
Assistant Mixing Engineer
Vlado Meller
Vlado Meller
Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Whoa
Uh, now, now shorty
Now, now, now shorty
Now, now, now
Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw me
Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw me
Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Verse 1]
Have you ever seen a dime piece all alone at the bar? (Bar, bar)
Straight out of a magazine and you just wanna let her know who you are (Are, are)
So you say
"Let me buy you a drink or a lil' conversation
If that's what you wanna do" (Do, do)
[PreChorus]
Then she says
"The club is about to end"
Then you said
"Won't you come to my crib?"
Then she says
"I can't leave my friends"
[Chorus]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed
You've officially been and, and screwed
And chopped, screwed, screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And, and, screwed, chopped, screwed, screwed
You've officially been
Screwed, screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed
You've officially been and, and screwed
[Chorus]
Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw
Yeah
Shorty, shorty, don't chop me, shorty, screw, screw, shorty
Chopped and screwed
Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, shorty don't screw me
Hey, yeah
Shorty, don't chop me, don't, don't screw me
Yeah, yeah, hey, yeah
[Verse 2]
Have you ever been in the VIP room of your favorite strip club? (Club, club)
And you got a shawty all on you kissin' on your neck
Makin' you feel like she's so in love (Love, love)
Now you done
Got you a couple drinks and you're feelin' like
It's 'bout that time to cuddle up (No, no, whoa)
Then you say
"Shawty, what's really up?"
She takes a big sip out your cup
Then she says, "That'll be sixty bucks"
[Chorus]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed
You've officially been and, and screwed
And chopped, screwed, screwed
You've officially been chopped and
[Verse 3]
Now, now, now, shawty, why you actin' like that, like that?
Like all you ever really wanna do is just doubt me
Ludacris, Pain, can't live without 'em
But even more, I bet you really can't live without me
You, you, musta flipped your wig, you gotta be out your mind
I'll chop, chop, chop you, screw you, screw you outta your, outta your spine
Backbreaker, put you over my knees
Put you on punishment, woman, and I'll spank you
Have you praisin' the Lord like, thank you, thank you
Thank you, Lord, I wanna thank you (Jesus)
But have you ever met a woman that'll lead you on
And steer you wrong instead of please you?
Have you singin' this song 'cause all night long
She do nothin' but flirt and tease you
Well, I gotta admit that I have
Put one in the air, sit back and I'll laugh
Shorty, why you insist on doin' me that bad?
Probably 'cause of the amount of booty that I've grabbed
Comin' back to haunt me
So instead of bein' put into submission and subdued
What happened? (Guess what, dawg?)
[Chorus]
Yeah, you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed
You've officially been and, and screwed
And chopped, screwed, screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And, and screwed, chopped, screwed, screwed
You've officially been
Screwed, screwed, screwed, chopped, chopped and screwed
You've officially been and, and screwed
[Chorus]
Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, don't screw
Yeah
Shorty, shorty, don't chop me, shorty, screw, screw, shorty
Chopped and screwed
Shorty, don't chop me, shorty, shorty, don't screw me
Shorty, don't chop me, don't, don't screw me
Written by: Christopher Bridges, David Balfour, T-Pain
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