International Baby

I'm an international baby, shopping in JD, I copped a plain tee

What do I do with my money? I flip it and splash it like Tom Daley

Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl bakery

Keep it one hundred, not ninety-nine like Jake and Amy

Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy

I'm waking up to send another invoice like thank you, pay me

No days that I'm lazy, I downed a Red Bull, I'm feeling crazy

Might shoot my shot at Carly Jepsen, like call me maybe

Picture frame on my wall, TalkTalk for the broadband, give me a call

I'm too short to play ball, I see Michael Jordan, I beat him at golf

Got people saying I'm cold, I've been doing bits since eight years old

From vids to making clothes, I don't know how many things I've sold

And how you gonna snitch on me for stealing food from the canteen

All I really wanted was a Pasta King with a nice handful of cheese

Now I got the head teacher on me, put him in a headlock, UFC

Swanton Bomb like Jeff Hardy, week's detention for Niko B

I'm an international baby, shopping in JD, I copped a plain tee

What do I do with my money? I flip it and splash it like Tom Daley

Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl bakery

Keep it one hundred, not ninety-nine like Jake and Amy

Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy

I'm waking up to send another invoice like thank you, pay me

No days that I'm lazy, I downed a Red Bull, I'm feeling crazy

Might shoot my shot at Carly Jepsen, like call me maybe

Can't concentrate 'cause I'm dreamy

I've tried six times and I still haven't passed my theory

My driving instructor fears me 'cause I slap it in gear three

Go down the high street doing nothing less than sixty

I'm all about tonight like Pixie

I remember I was sixteen

Take one swig of your drink, now I'm stood there feeling tipsy

I'll peanut your boyfriend, even though I know it's risky

He grabbed me up and hit me, now what I did was silly

Walk in the shop, how much this?

It cost how much?

That's like a family trip to Butlin's

Where's the manager to discuss this?

This price is disgusting (Not right)

If I get this, then all I can eat is Rustlers

No money, I'm not a hustler

I'm an international baby, shopping in JD, I copped a plain tee

What do I do with my money? I flip it and splash it like Tom Daley

Feeling peckish, something savoury, Lidl bakery

Keep it one hundred, not ninety-nine like Jake and Amy

Now stop comparing me to this and that, I'm a different gravy

I'm waking up to send another invoice like thank you, pay me

No days that I'm lazy, I downed a Red Bull, I'm feeling crazy

Might shoot my shot at Carly Jepsen, like call me maybe