31 Flavors

Vanilla is smooth, Chocolate is kickin'

Strawberry is sweet, all deserve a hearty lickin'

Have em all, three scoops piled high

Variety is the spice of life

Well you can have soft serve or hard sugar cones

Root beer floats or my banana split

Do you like nuts or some sticky whip creme

Come lick it off and be my Dairy Queen

I said I love The Chilis, Freaky, Uplift, Mother's Milk

Faith No More, Mike Patton's voice is smooth as silk

Metallica's music makes me want to rage

Sting's lyrics have something to say

Jimi Hendrix plays guitar like no one else

Black Sabbath, Ozzy's voice is sick as hell

Prince, Fishbone, NWA

These are the things that I like to play

Mr. Bungle, is so very cool

So don't be an ignorant fool

There's so much music for you to choose

So don't just be a metal dude

It's cool fool