Bummerland

Bummerland, here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland, give a cheer

'Cause you're only going up from here

This month, I got seven haircuts

And now my hair is all gone

It's sad but I've been alone for too long

So I keep getting haircuts

It's my all time low, and I just can't wait

'Cause the quicker I'm there, is the quicker I'll say

Bummerland, here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland, give a cheer

'Cause you're only going up from here

Bummerland, here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland, sorry dear

But you're only going up from here

My friends always pay for my drinks

I can't afford no nice things

But I hope my bank account gets so low

Even zero, so next year

When I buy that first beer

I'll be a goddamn hero

It's my all time low, and I just can't wait

'Cause the quicker I'm there, is the quicker I'll say

Bummerland, here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland, sorry dear

But you're only going up from here

Da, da-da, da-da, da-da

Da, da-da, da-da, da-da ('Cause you're only going up from here)

It's my all time low, and I just can't wait

'Cause the quicker I'm there, is the quicker I'll say

Bummerland, here I am

Better nix my summer plans

Bummerland, give a cheer

'Cause you're only going up from here

Bummerland, here I am

And there ain't no funner land

Bummerland, it's kinda weird

But you're only going up from here