Mariah Carey

She said you can’t kick me out of this bar

While this Mariah Carey is on

You won’t like the way that ends

With no gas in the car

You can get about as far

As arguing with idiots

It’s always heaven for the climate

Or hell for the company

If there’s one thing this place proves

It’s that when I’m with you

I can get through anything

So just take me home tonight

Take me home

  

And I’m staring at my shoes

Like I’m outside of an operating room

I never know quite what to say

And I always drink too much

But it’s still not quite enough

To make this all go away

And my brain feels like a postcard

That’s sent far away

And you would throw a fit

But we’d never ever leave the house again

If it was all up to me