Pat as F**k

He's the guy at the show in the wolf mask

Leather jacket from 1980.

There's never been a finer product out the 'Mack Valley scene.

He dyes his hair blonde, collects VHS tapes.

He'll make you a sweet vegan taco, cause he doesn't like burgers or steaks.

A softspoken man, he doesn't waste words.

Watch out when he drops one-liners. It's the best shit that you've ever heard.

Well sure, maybe Pat lives in Allston,

And he doesn't drink, smoke, or fight,

But play power chords over hardcore beats, he'll pit all night.

He dyes his hair blonde, collects VHS tapes.

He'll make you a sweet vegan taco, cause he doesn't like burgers or steaks.

An analog man, in a digital scene,

Check out when he makes show fliers. It's the best shit that you've ever seen.