Decoration

I have never seen a dog do what that dog does

And you're through to the next round

Yeah, you're through to the next round

Chose a paint color

And painted my wall

And I'm through to the next round

Yes, I'm through

Smashed avocado pressed lightly across the bedroom window

Green and unloving

And I'm through to the next round

Yes, I'm through

It's all just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration

It's all just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration, hey

A certain medal on a certain chest

A nought, and a cross, and a Sunday best

And I'm through to the next round

And I'm through

My feature wall is upstanding

My craft credentials

Real as good as new, as good as old, as good as fake

Did I see the TV adaptation of the latest book craze?

A pox on you, and a pox on them

It's all just d-d-d-d-decoration

D-decoration

Out on the cul-de-sac

Five boys hit five more boys

I stared up at a sky of useless stars

I never realized how very small everything was

The crazy paving ran red

Someone smashed the Sky Plus box

Over big John's head

And I signed for my neighbor's parcel

A lager can a packet of Quavers

A face paler than a holy wafer

But I'm through to the next round

I'm through

It's all just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration

It's all just decoration

It's all just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration

It's all just d-d-d-d-d-d-d-decoration

And I have never seen a dog do what that dog does