DOUCHEBAG

I always thought that when you love somebody

You fucking know

Can you just leave me alone

Instead of always blowing your fucking smoke?

You keep saying you love me

Like it's something you think I need to hear

Don't know who you think you're playing

‘Cause you're out in Boston

And you're loving everybody but me

I know it's fun to be a douchebag

I ain't got time for that, it's too bad

I know you think you locked it down

But you don't, even know that I'm already gone

It's so cliché to be douchebag

It ain't romantic when you're stupid

You could've had me if you tried to be cool

But you suck, so I'm already gone

If your friends say I'm crazy

You should hear the shit my friends say ‘bout you

Pathological liar, show no emotion

Are you scared of the truth?

Tell me, where was your girlfriend

When we were out ‘til 6 a.m., yeah?

You think I'm falling for your bullshit?

Then you don't even know who I am

I know it's fun to be a douchebag

I ain't got time for that, it's too bad

I know you think you locked it down

But you don't even know that I'm already gone

It's so cliché to be douchebag

It ain't romantic when you're stupid

You could've had me if you tried to be cool

But you suck, so I'm already gone

Douchebag, douchebag