Bazza's Big Bash Brawl

This is the story of a man named Barry

He's not your ordinary John, Mick or Garry

Born and raised in the outskirts of Narre

You wouldn't wanna catch him in a dark alley

His greatest love is the cricket

So when big bash was on you know he wasn't gonna miss it

You should've seem him ranting and ravin

And all kinds of misbehavin

So much that he started irritatin

The guy behind him prone to agrivatin

Who dumped his drink on Bazzas head

Shoutin "Oi! Shut the fuck up did you hear what I said?"

Nostrils flare

A thousand death stares

He holds his glare

As he rises from his chair

They're gonna fight

All night

We're gonna have a big bash brawl tonight

Security come to stop the situation

The fight spreads like a contagion

Fans are struck with anticipation

As they witness the fiery escalation

The whole crowd in a massive uproar

No one's even keeping track of the score

bystanders getting kicked in the shins

One cunt got up and starting throwing bins

More people thought they'd give it a spin

Now everybody's joining in

We're gonna fight

All night

Everybody's big bash brawling tonight

Left to right

Oh what a sight

Everybody's big bash brawling tonight

Bazza's fucking pissed

He's had too much to drink

He had a hissy fit

And now your gonna get hit

Bazza's big bash brawl

Bazza's big bash brawl

Bazza's big bash brawl

Bazza's big bash brawl

We're gonna fight (Bazza's big bash brawl)

All night (Bazza's big bash brawl)

Everybody's big bash brawling tonight

We're gonna fight (Bazza's big bash brawl)

All night (Bazza's big bash brawl)

Everybody's big bash brawling tonight

Bazza's big bash brawl

Bazza's big bash brawl

Bazza's big bash brawl

Bazza's big bash brawl