Sixteen Mysteries

I'm a breathing exercise

And I wear a look of soup

I'm a Subway sandwich board

I've got sixteen mysteries

I'm a lunge into the deep

I'm a council housing scheme

I'm a distance from the sea

I've got sixteen mysteries

I am sleeping on the deck

I am extending my neck

I'm an outstanding chef

I've got twelve cigarettes left

Without peanuts I am weak

Without oxygen I breathe

I withdraw goods in my sleep

I've got sixteen mysteries

I'm a tale of six cities

I'm complacent yet pissy

I've never thrown up

I coined the phrase 'whoops'

I've been to the moon

I'm here all afternoon

I emerged from a pond

I am infinity but not beyond

I can photosynthesise

I can remove my eyes

I've got sixteen mysteries

Will you be my seventeenth?

Aaaah I've got sixteen mysteries

Aaaah I've got sixteen mysteries