Caldonia

Walkin' with my baby, she got great big feet

She long, lean and lanky ain't had nothing to eat

But she's my baby

And I love her just the same

Crazy 'bout that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name

Caldonia! Caldonia!

What make your big head so hard? Mouth

I love you, love you just the same

I'll always love you baby 'cause Caldonia is your name

You know, my mama told me to leave Caldonia alone

That's what she told me, no kidding

That's what she said, she said

"Son, keep away from that woman, she ain't no good

Don't bother with her "

But mama didn't know what Caldonia was putting down

So I'm going down to Caldonia's house

And ask her just one more time

Caldonia! Caldonia!

What make your big head so hard? Mouth