Mary Berry

Need a girl like Mary Berry, cake up in the kitchen

Copped a pair of Slazengers, I'm fly like a pigeon

I fuck with everyone, don't have no competition

Got a shank by my dick, gave myself a circumcision

Get these people off the streets, I do it for my city

Just played a game of badminton with the local nitty

Can't lie, he was shit, so I won the game quickly

Then I ran back to the gaff and sucked my girlfriend's titty

Wait, pause, don't abide by the laws

I just copped the pit bike, my dad just copped a horse

Mum just took my phone, I punched a hole in the wall

Now I have to use my android that I hid in my drawer

I'm getting bigger

When I was like 10, I got my dick caught in my zipper

Got the kids all copping CROWD, my wallet's getting thicker

Spend my P on stupid shit, got True Religion slippers

Need a girl like Mary Berry, cake up in the kitchen

Copped a pair of Slazengers, I'm fly like a pigeon

I fuck with everyone, don't have no competition

Got a shank by my dick, gave myself a circumcision

Get these people off the streets, I do it for my city

Just played a game of badminton with the local nitty

Can't lie, he was shit, so I won the game quickly

Then I ran back to the gaff and sucked my girlfriend's titty

Hi I'm Tom, it's nice to meet ya

Just copped a new whip, it's a Seat Ibiza

2005 plate and the engine's got a litre

Got it for a good price, couple miles on the meter

Just turned 18

The next GTA should be set in Milton Keynes

Chilling at a motive, I spilt Magnum on my jeans

Top thing on my bucket list to slide tackle the Queen

Need a girl like Mary Berry, cake up in the kitchen

Copped a pair of Slazengers, I'm fly like a pigeon

I fuck with everyone, don't have no competition

Got a shank by my dick, gave myself a circumcision

Get these people off the streets, I do it for my city

Just played a game of badminton with the local nitty

Can't lie, he was shit, so I won the game quickly

Then I ran back to the gaff and sucked my girlfriend's titty