Lyrics
From the age of oblivion
To the dawn of a million
What I wouldn't do
To be a little kid again
No bills to bother with
Or what I'm gonna do next
Every wrong turn I made
I'll just blame my ex
Calm down little bitch
You know what you did wrong
Kicking out the new year
With this brand new song
My heart goes out to the fuck up junkies
Making us all look like fucked up monkeys
Kill the brain child of Mr. Barker
I'll just make my heart a little darker
Every time that I'm feeling down and out
I'll just kill the Uncle of Mr. Parker (Uncle Ben?)
Who's the dick wad eating my cereal?
Come on motherfucker I know you cant be real
Battle wits with me
And you're gonna get knocked out
That's like going down in a closet
With a boy scout
Fuck a new years resolution
I'm going HAM
Straight out the basket and
Straight out the trash can
Any motherfucker in my way
Will get a beat down
You can take the back burner
And me I'll take the crown
Fuck a new years resolution
I'm going HAM
Straight out the basket and
Straight out the trash can
Any motherfucker in my way
Will get a beat down
You can take the back burner
And me I'll take the crown
Welcome everyone to the year 2020
Where the rich get richer
And the poor steal their money
Silly faggot dicks are for chicks
Now that's real smart
Don't know what my problem is
I just speak from the heart
Killing more brain cells
With every single puff I take
Nothing real left in this world
You're just a bunch of fakes
Your mother was a hamster
And your father smelt of elder berries
I'll just go ahead and pop your sisters juicy cherry
There's a fine line from now
And what I'll do next
Stretch out every brain muscle
Til there's nothing left to flex
I got more stamina
Than your ladies' cousin IT
When they ask you who the master is
Tell them Krem is it
Snowden told us what was real
But you didn't believe
Son Of Sam got appealed
Just go and Ask Jeeves
Just a statistic
In the land of fairy tales
When the Unabomber sends
You presents in the mail
Fuck a new years resolution
I'm going HAM
Straight out the basket and
Straight out the trash can
Any motherfucker in my way
Will get a beat down
You can take the back burner
And me I'll take the crown
Fuck a new years resolution
I'm going HAM
Straight out the basket and
Straight out the trash can
Any motherfucker in my way
Will get a beat down
You can take the back burner
And me I'll take the crown
Written by: Joshua Hodgdon
