Mystery Spot Polka

Spoken:

Natural law is predictable and clear, but not here

Step into the Mystery Spot

You sir and you ma'am! It's all inside

Come along and dance, dance, dance!

Come along and dance to the Mystery Spot Polka

Scientific evidence can't explain the dance

It's called the Mystery Spot Polka

Poltergeists or polka guys

Let the spirits rise, supernatural as can be

Come along and dance, dance, dance

Feels as if the house repealed the laws of gravity

Come along and dance, dance, dance

Come along and dance to the Mystery Spot Polka

Come along and play the game

Indeed without a name

It's the Mystery Spot Polka

Mysteries will be revealed

Wheel within a wheel in a machinery of grace

Every spot's a mystery spot

Planet Earth's a polka dot

A-spin in outer space

Spoken:

This way to the egress, ladies and gentlemen

Thank you for your kind attention

Watch your step, please