The Gas Face

Hey yo, man, my label mate Don Newkirk, man, step to 'em

Thanks Serch, and now for the Prime Minister

Sinister, Pete Nice

Kick 'em in the grill, Pete (Nice, Nice, Nice)

Gas, past tense, made facially

3rd Bass'll express KMD

Three blind mice on sight

Zev Lover gave it the first light

A grin shows a trick up a sleeve (Ho, ho)

What a tangled web they weave

Deceivers, stupefied through fable

Say, let's make a deal at the dinner table

Put you on tour

Put your record on wax (Trust me)

Sign your life on the X

You exit, x-off

But what you really get

A box of Newports

And Puma sweats (Damn)

Tex feeds and frowns upon Emus

To give up Gas Face

He drinks from a Thermos

Sub Roc cut at you with a clipper

Gas face given, I beg to differ

Pete, that was real def, man, but I gotta get serious now

Hey yo, Don, step to 'em again

Everybody, MC Serch

Black cat is bad luck

Bad guys wear black

Must've been a white guy

Who started all that (Make the gas face)

For those little white lies

My expression to the mountainous blue eyes

Then form a face

And shake my skull cap

Dismiss the myth

That evil is not black

But opposite spectrum

This done by red man

With horns on his head

Laid down the ill plan

Got all his helpers, said

"Make it snappy"

Tell all the people

That their hair can't be nappy

Blonde and blue-eyed

Or dark-skinned, half a G

A disease, created by leprosy

Don't speak of bleach

Bend them to right

Say, it was night way before the light

Put aside spooks

Serch leaves a trace

I've set 'em correct

With the effect of the gas face

Next up, Don

A special appearance by KMD's, Zev Love X

A gas face can either be

A smile or a smirk

When appears, a monkey wrench

To work one's clockwork

Perkin' his brim

To the rim of my cup

Don't tempt me, you're empty

So fill 'er up

Is I talking coffee or cocoa?

Is you loco?

Cash or credit for unleaded at Sunoco

KMD and 3rd Bass

Is this ace in the hole

I mean soul, so make the gas face (Huh-huh-huh)

Damn, if looks could kill

You look like your host

Was a ghost from your grill

But still, what's the new fad

To recollect to our passing phase

To facades to Eddie Decker

For my label reads, hood

Street might have a tattoo

Don't pick any card or no rabbit

From my hat

Never a magician if I ever trick 'em

Another gas face victim (Oh shit)

There it is, yo fellas, man, why don't you step to the mic, man

That's how I kicks it for Eddie Decker

Hey yo, good looking out, Don, man, peace

Pungi, yo, who gets the gas face?

Little Vic for the gas face

Look, Tony Dick gets a gas face

No gas faces for plugs one, two, and three

No gas face for professor Prince Paul

But Bertini gets the big gas face

No gas face for DJ Sub Roc

No gas face for KMD

Hammer, shut the fuck

Gas face, oh

What do we think about Hammer?

GYP

Get Yours Posse does not get the gas face

But PW Bolter gets a gas face

Dante Ross gets the gas face

Yo, stop dissing Dante on records, y'all

Elroy, Elroy, Elroy Cohen gets a gas face

Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha

That's all, that's all (Nice)