Black Church/White Church

Boston y'all fun bunch of motherfuckers

No really y'all some fun motherfuckers

Now look at him (you fun too)

Oh shit, 30 years you an tell

I still love doing this shit

Now uhm, uhm

If I offended anybody in the audience tonight

Fuck you these are the jokes haha

Uhn **** check your ticket motherfucker

It's a comedy show

It ain't said serious show

If you took any of theses soliloquize that flew out of my mouth serious

You got a problem

Go get a little campsite sit down

Discuss it with somebody

You ganna hang up you motherfucker

If I offended any white people in here this evening

I was talking about racist white people

If you were offended then you the motherfucker I was talking to

If I offended any Mexicans in here tonight uhn, prove me wrong

Why the fuck y'all like working hard all the gat damn time

Be late like a **** sometimes

If I offended any Asians in here tonight

Cook something without rice

Street fry rice, chicken fry rice, rice, rice, rice

People don't want rice in every gat damn thing

How about some shrimp fry color greens

That shit sound good to motherfuckers don't it

Those some Kanye pepper on that bitch

If I offended an African Americans in here this evening

Welcome home you boujee ass ****

If I offended any ladies and women's in here this evening

I was talking about bitches and hoes

If you were offended

If I offended any Christians in here tonight

Go to hell

With gasoline deep drawls

And when you ignite on arrival

I don't want you to miss none of your flame time

Can't stand Christians the most judgmental motherfuckers on earth

Only a gat damn Christian, you going to hell

How the fuck you know, like God come down

Oh let that **** know he going to hell, am kinda busy right now

Shit obviously you didn't read your own book again motherfucker

It says judge less ye be judge, only God can judge me

You can sit back and enjoy the show and shut the fuck up

You Hippocrates motherfucker

Out smoking dicks and weed all week

Then put 20 Dollars on the plate on Sunday

And think you paid for your transgressions

Like God can't see past your fuck ass charade

Least am honest with my Heavenly Father

You know I drink

You know I smoke not just cigarette

And amma fuck another bitch am not married too

You made the pussy, should've made it so good

Lick a pussy like M and M, you can't eat just one

If I offended any Muslim in here

As-salamu alaikum

Am not fucking with them, they will blow us up ****

Hey-hey that was a joke, As-salamu alaikum

Humdulillah, humdulillah ****

Inshallah ****, Inshallah

****, **** I was

Fuck y'all ****

My brain popping ****, ****