The Salmon Dance (Heavily Smoked By The Glimmers)

Let me introduce to you a brand new dance

I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance

It's not complicated, it's not too hard

You don't even have to be a hip-hop star

See anyone can do it, all you need is style

Listen up, peep game, I'ma show you how

Put your hands to the side, as silly as it seems

And shake your body like a salmon floating up stream

Wow, very interesting

When I first did the salmon, all the people just laughed

They looked around and stood like I was on crack

I heard somebody say out loud, "What the fuck is that?

This ****'s dancing like a fish, while he's doing The Snap"

But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it

And then I heard some bitches say, "Yo, that ****'s killing it"

By the end of the night, everyone was on my team

And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream

Wow

The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon?!

Wow!

You're kidding me

Amazing

Like a salmon floating upstream

(I'll float up stream)

Wow, what a shame, what a shame

(I'll float up—)

Wow, hey, kids, hey, give it up for Sammy the Salmon

And his amazing Salmon Dance

Huh, what do you say? Alright

Who's hungry?

Do it