Happy New Year

It's still winter, it's still cold

And so in honor of the one weekend anniversary of this auspicious occasion

We celebrate the only way we know how

We just gotta break back in

How long till next year? Three and a half minutes

I'm giving up my vices

I'm going back, back to school

Eviction or not, this week's been so hot

As long I got you I know I'll be cool

I couldn't crack the love code, dear

Till you made the lock on my heart explode

It's gonna be a happy new year

A happy new year

Coast is clear

You're supposed to be working

That's for midnight, where are they?

There isn't much time

Maybe they're dressing

I mean what does one wear that's apropos

For a party that's also a crime?

Chips, anyone?

You can take the girl out of Jersey

But you can't take the Jersey out of the girl

My riot got you on TV, I deserve a royalty

Be nice, you two, or no god awful champagne

Don't mind if I do, no luck?

Bolted plywood padlocked with a chain

A total dead end, just like my ex girlfriend

Honey, I know you're there

Please pick up the phone

Are you okay?

It's not funny, it's not fair

How can I atone?

Are you okay?

I lose control but I can learn to be good

Give me one more chance and I'll do what I should

I'll kiss your Doc Martens, let me kiss your Doc Martens

Do everything you wish I would

That sounds okay

Down, girl, heel, stay

I did a bit of research with my friends at legal aid

Technically, you're squatters but there's hope, but just in case

Rope

Hoist a line to the fire escape

In the back and tie off, there's a bench

I can't take them as chums

Start hoisting, wench

Last week I wanted just to disappear

My life was dust but now it just may a happy new year

A happy new year

Bond, James Bond and Pussy Galore in person

Pussy, you came prepared

I was a boy scout once and a brownie

Till some brat got scared

A-ha, Money-penny, my martini

Will bad champagne do?

That's shaken not stirred

Pussy, the bolts, just say the word

Two minutes left to execute our plan

Where's everyone else? Playing Spiderman

Ironic close up, tight

On the phone machine's red light

'Cause while we were locked out

Benny had the power turned back on