You're Not Ferb

Something weird's going on 'round here

Gotta get me some evidence

Some strange goings-on happen on the back lawn

And it's gettin' too intense

'Cause you're not Ferb, no

And I'm disturbed

'Cause you're not Ferb

You've got the same colored hair and his savoir-faire

And his zany serenity

Though it's not conclusive something elusive

Says you stole his identity

'Cause you're not Ferb, no

You're not Ferb, no

You're not Ferb

You're not Ferb

You're not Ferb

You're not Ferb

You're not Ferb

You're not Ferb

You're not Ferb