The Steve Martin

Well, I have a new dance that you all must learn

You may have seen the Pee-Wee Herman but it's had its turn

Now this brand new dance, I know you not with it

You might break your neck to really try to get it

If you seen the clumsy movie, it was called The Jerk

You had to check out Steve Martin as he started to work

He was doin' freaky moves with his feet and head

With his blue farmer suit and his big Pro-Keds

Now if you wanna learn it, it really takes time

That's why I'm here now tellin' you this rhyme

And if you never seen it, then I'll be startin'

My brand new funky dance, called the Steve Martin

Like this, get 'em, Steve, get 'em

Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em

Get 'em

Like this

Well, the dance is def, and it's gonna last

I don't really think any other dance will pass

All the dancers out there tryin' to freak on the floor

When they see me do the Martin, they try to ignore

When they see my dance, they came to a surprise

I caught the sucker ducks speakin' eye to eye

While they bitin' my stuff, like I wasn't there

But they didn't have the right so I didn't care

Sway your arms around your back, then across your chest

Do the crazy leg sweep from right to left

It's the Steve

Like this

Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em

Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em

Well, it's back to the man on the mic, you see

Because I'm stuck to my dance like a dog and a flea

Now I know my dance is the funky dance comin'

Pee-Wee Herman, Biz Markie was pumpin' but mine's is jumpin'

It's the Steve

Like this, sick 'em, champ

Sick 'em, champ

Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em

Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em, go

Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em, go

Get 'em, Steve, get 'em, Steve, get 'em